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If you would like to join the Proud Boys Michigan Yetis Chapter, fill out the form below. You must answer each question and all information will be validated. If we find you lied about any of the questions, we will throw out your application and you will not be contacted. Proud Boys of Michigan Yetis reserves the right to run a background check on anyone applying for membership. Proud Boys of Michigan Yetis also reserves the right to deny and/or revoke the membership of anyone at any given time, without giving reason.

PROUD BOYS TENETS

Reinstating a Spirit of Western Chauvinism

We adopt the blatant and unapologetic promotion of Western Civilization, which is characterized by a secular government whose legal code is informed by Judeo-Christian ethics and whose origins lie in the Greco-Roman tradition of the Republic. The primary values of the west are personal liberty, self-determination, the sovereignty of the individual, and the sanctity of life.

Minimal Government

One of the things that makes the West truly the Best is that we are able to–and chose to–govern ourselves with honesty, fairness, and responsibility. The more prominent role that culture plays in influencing human behavior, the less necessary it becomes for governments to intervene. Therefore, let us celebrate and uphold Western wisdom , and may the government stay out of our way.

“The best government is that which governs least…Government should have as little as possible to do with the general business and interest of the people.”
–John L. O’Sullivan, 1838

Maximum Freedom

The growth of the West has always been characterized by a stead increase in personal liberty, which the Founding Fathers of the U.S. believed were granted by their Creator, not by any government. The documents they signed served to enshrine that liberty and uphold the sovereignty of the individual. One principle that must accompany freedom that many overlook too easily these days is personal responsibility. Maximum Freedom cannot persist without the fulfillment of duty.

“Give me liberty, or give me death!”
–Patrick Henry, 1775

Pro-Free Speech

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, or abridging the freedom of speech or of the press, or the right of the people peaceably to assemble and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.”

Pro-Gun Rights

“A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed upon.”

MOLON LABE – COME AND TAKE IT

Closed Borders

The West is the Best. That’s why it is the number one destination for immigrants across the world. Nowhere else can you find the same combination of freedom, safety, prosperity, infrastructure, and decency. But we cannot be the world’s orphanage. To those willing to travel, to suffer the journey, and to risk their lives: Fight for a better world back home, and Godspeed. To those willing to defy the sovereignty of our borders and expect a handout upon arrival:

FUCK OFF, We’re full!

Glorifying the Entrepreneur

We celebrate and honor the ones who risk everything to improve our lives. The inventor. The job creator. The men whose failures and innovations have shaped the modern world. The true enemies of poverty. Fortune to the bold. Glory to the brave.

Venerating the Housewife

This is not a mandate to women on how they should live their lives. Rather, we acknowledge, appreciate, and exalt any women who would choose to stay at home, raise her children, tend her hearth, and be her husband’s first and most ardent ally. She creates human life, shapes it, and builds the communities in which we live.

Anti-Political Correctness

The First Amendment protects a God-given right: the freedom OF speech, not the freedom FROM speech. Policing the expression of others for fear of being offended is not a right. In the war against tyranny, language is the front line. If we relinquish our right to be crude, crass, and colorful, then we also relinquish our tongues, along with our thoughts, and finally our spirit.

Anti-Drug War

An endless war of countless casualties. Policies that bury the addicted, rather than reform them. It empowers the wicked and emboldens the corrupt. The prohibition of certain chemical substances and medicinal plants has fueled the rise of violet regimes which have ruined our neighboring nations and destroyed our local communities.

Anti-Racial Guilt

Let no man be burdened with shame for the deeds of his ancestors. Let no people be held accountable for things they never did. In most cases, not even their own family line can be proven responsible for past transgressions. May we right the wrongs of the past as one people, rather than perpetuate the plague of division which caused them in the first place.

Anti-Racism

Let us recognize the progress that has been made in overcoming racial prejudice, The West has become a place that judges its citizens on their actions, not their attributes. This is true not only legally, but also culturally. Racism may be alive, but it is not well. And it will continue to dwindle so long as we continue to uphold our Western values.

Proud Boy Agenda:

PROUD BOY NATION

Level of Degrees

First Degree

You publicly declare you are a Proud Boy. This means you make your Western chauvinism public and you don’t care who knows it. If you support Trump (how can you not if you’re a Proud Boy?) and it comes up in the cafeteria, you proudly state your stance. If that gets you fired, so be it. Our forefathers died in battle to protect our freedoms. The least we can do is be inconvenienced. There is no anonymity in pride.

Second Degree

You must get the crap beaten out of you by at least five guys until you can name five breakfast cereals. If you hammer out, “Chex, Cheerios, Rice Krispies, Corn Flakes, and Special K” in a matter of seconds, you’re free to go. If you get flummoxed by the punches and cannot think straight, well, sorry, you’re going to get pounded. The other half of the second degree is #NoWanks. This program allows porn only once every 30 days and insists a man can only ejaculate if he is within one yard of a woman with her consent. What started as a dare among Proud Boys has become the core of their existence. It gets young men off the couch and talking to women and it gets married men away from their computers and back into bed with their significant other. (Gay Proud Boys are exempt from #NoWanks because they are doing just fine for intercourse.)

Third Degree

While retaining the principles of the first and second degrees, the third degree involves getting a tattoo that says “Proud Boy.” If someone has a problem with tattoos, branding is permitted.

Forth Degree

You can’t plan getting a fourth degree. Its a consolation prize for engaging in a major conflict for the cause. Being arrested is not encouraged, although those who are immediately become fourth degree because the court has registered a major conflict. Serious physical fights also count and it’s up to each chapter to decide how serious the conflict must be to determine a fourth degree.

If you're proud to be a man, then be proud to be a Proud Boy!

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